Hey folks,
If you liked the now dearly departed Corroded Funeral, you’re bound to like the new blog I’ve started, and I hope you’ll be kind enough to check it out. To be honest, I haven’t been entirely happy with CF for some time now, and decided it was time to get yet another fresh start.
That’s How Kids Die will feature commentaries on pop culture for the sick and twisted, ranging from music to film to everything in-between. The blog is currently in its infant stages, but I hope you will continue to it as it grows and develops.
Thank you for your support.
I just got my hands on a promotional copy of the debut album from Shrinebuilder, a doom/sludge supergroup featuring Scott “Wino” Weinrich (Saint Vitus, The Obsessed, Spirit Caravan, The Hidden Hand), Al Cisneros (Om, Sleep), Dale Crover (Melvins, Altamont), Scott Kelly (Neurosis).
Hank Williams III is a man possessed by not one but two red-eyed demons. On one side is the surly spirit of his hard-livin’ grandfather Hank Sr. and on the other is good ol’ Satan himself. Equally capable of whipping up boozy, shit-kickin’ country and ferocious, noisy punk-metal, III’s musical palette knows no bounds. Finally, he treats us to an official studio album from his metallic alter-ego, Assjack. 
So, I finally took the plunge and purchased an iPhone. After 10 years with Sprint, my fiancee finally convinced me to switch to AT&T and step into the 21st century. I have had a history of cheap, crappy phones, always being behind the times and subsequently being mocked by my friends as result for owning “ghetto phones”. My displeasure with Sprint’s service had been steadily growing over the years, culminating in one of their representatives calling me at 6:30am when I forgot to pay my bill one month. Ever sent Sprint joined forces with Nextel, they have steadily gone down the proverbial shitter, and I would strongly encourage anyone considering their service to avoid at all costs.